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What happens if one uses a MAC to read a ppt made on Windows?

I received an email today with the following subject, "What happens if one uses a MAC to read a ppt made on Windows?"

As far as I know, this is roughly what happens:

The angel GUIbriel shall sound the Mac OS X start noise and Steve Jobs (called JEHOBA by some), adorned with a mighty beard of flame and garbed in a mock turtleneck-ed robe as black as night, shall descend from his throne at 1 Infinite Loop.

Frankly, I just wouldn't try it if I were you.

Update

I've had a surprising amount of serious feedback on this post - mostly with people offering to help me solve this problem. I suppose that I should have answered the question with my tongue both in and out of my cheek. Thankfully, the lazyweb - in the form of Paul Zagoridis - answered the question seriously.

I suggested to my friend who wrote the original question that he export the presentation to PDF - this would help ensure that the presentation (which didn't have any transitions or animations) would be viewable on any platform.

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Posted on Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 at 9:34

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3 Responses to “What happens if one uses a MAC to read a ppt made on Windows?”

  1. Paul Zagoridis (2 comments) Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 1:13

    Very very funny

    iWork 08 will import it, there is a 30 day trial available.

    NeoOffice (the native Mac OS X port of OpenOffice.Org) will open it and run all but the most complex .ppt files

    Microsoft offer a viewer for Powerpoint 98 (google mac ppt viewer)

    Lastly and most easily consider using Google Docs in your browser.

  2. ZagZ.com :: deep end of the alphabet » What happens if one uses a Mac to read a ppt made on Windows? Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:02

    [...] Zak Greant's Blog answers this question in a way that made me laugh out loud. Powerpoint files are easily handled on a Mac: [...]

  3. Paul Zagoridis (2 comments) Says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 14:54

    At work we are ethnically cleansing all Windows (myself included but I'm ex-IT). While I understood it was a hilarious satire, on the day I found your post I had to sit through two executive meetings where colleagues complained that their MacBook's can't open ppt files.

    One of these geniuses enters two numbers in a spreadsheet, grabs his calculator, works out the sum and types the result in the Total cell. Sadly I kid you not.

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