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2007 MySQL Users Conference

I wonder how many people will attend a session at a tech conference where the start of the description reads as follows:

Hey You! Yes, You! Manager, marketeer, sales professional: are you tired of 98lb weaklings kicking silicon in your face?

I am thinking this way because my friends at MySQL AB are putting on another MySQL User Conference - this time from April 23 - 26 in Santa Clara, California.

The Call for Participation went live a few days ago and, as always, I am proposing a session. I don't really need to go, but I definitely have a soft spot for the event, as I chaired the first two MySQL UCs. Also, I had a good deal of fun working on the MySQL Phrasebook and can put some of that material (and material that wasn't published) to good use at conferences.

The session I proposed was something like this (amusingly enough, I relied on O'Reilly's (the conference organizer) web form to send me a response including my proposal, but the email is still hovering in the vapour):

MySQL Sandalcamp: A no-stress primer for MySQL

Hey You! Yes, You! Manager, marketeer, sales professional: are you tired of 98lb weaklings kicking silicon in your face?

Sick of hearing, "It was just a one-liner in SQL?"

Take my no-risk, low-stress introduction to MySQL and stand up 'em. In just 45 minutes, you'll be able to:

  • build databases with your bare hands
  • make MySQL tables do your bidding with just your fingers
  • create users from sheer force of will
  • eat outdated tables for lunch

Act now! Be a real nerd!

I hope that it will be a good session… at least I know that people liked the content of the MySQL Phrasebook:

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  1. Polymorph: Zak Greant’s Blog » Blog Archive » Speaking at the 2007 MySQL Conference Says:
    February 1st, 2007 at 13:35

    [...] MySQL Sandalcamp proposal made the cut for the upcoming MySQL Conference. I hope that I will see some of you down in Santa [...]

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